funoftheday:

She can lick her elbow

funoftheday:

She can lick her elbow

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I useto sit under this tree and think about stuff.  It’s been a whole since I’ve been here

I useto sit under this tree and think about stuff. It’s been a whole since I’ve been here

stickyhunter:

Link or submit me pictures of faces. I need to practice anatomy to work of this shaking I’ve had the last few days from being ill!

Can be your face or an internet celebrity or something I don’t mind <:

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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bubblegum-tonks:

ermichaels:

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

man carrie was a fuckd up movie

This whole skit mocked men and it as great.

(Source: moretz-c)

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zippi44:

I couldn’t resist…

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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

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